| Nov 03rd 2007
I though this is very witty (not meant to be offensive I don’t think, just though-provoking):
Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide that you were heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of in time?
4. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
5. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? When did you tell them? What about your friends and room-mates?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others into their lifestyle through constant scenes of heterosexual sex in the media?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. Despite all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate and the rates of family violence are spiralling. Why are heterosexuals so incapable of forming stable relationships?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run such a high risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how can the human race survive if everyone is heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you feel that she or he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her or his own leanings?
17. There seems to be few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems he or she is bound to face?
(Written by Shane from QueerAttitude.net)
