Delaney Is Candy!

 Because I decided that perhaps I should post something about me before we start.

random stuff you havent’ answered before

where do you clip your nails?: Bathroom, where else.
If you were a troll, what color would your hair be?: Lime green.
who is the sexiest muppet?: Miss Piggy, no doubt.
Your thoughts upon being stuck in an ice cooler for three days?: “I just ate all your candy. Take that!”
what do you hoard?: Random broken objects. Anything pretty or unconventional. Pictures.
what color is your boogie man?: Brown. Like in TNBC.
why did your imaginary friend stop playing with you?: No idea.
when you die, do you want an open casket?: Maybe.
what was the last dare you took?: “I bet you can’t lick your own foot!”
Have you ever taken advantage of being teahcer’s pet?: Yep.
have you ever gotten a body part stuck in a strange place?: Ah, yes. VCR.
tell us about your favorite cousin: Hm, he’s really tiny and adorable. He can be really clingy but overrall he’s a smart little kid, I wish he was my brother.
what flavor do you wish toothpaste came in?: Bubblegum! I used to have one.
have you ever written something clever on a cast?: Nope. lame.
where was the last rash you had?: My legs
If you could have a tail, which animal’s would it resemble?: A cat’s.
what material, other than water, would you love to immerse yourself in?: Pink plastic or red vinyl.
who would you love to wrestle?: Chuck Norris.
who would you love to bite?: A certain boy artist I know of, the HoH model. In non-mean ways.
which “Futurama” character do you wish were real?: Leela. She’s kick-ass.
If you could fly, which substance would you fling at people from the air?: Green goo.
When you hear “Muffin man” what image comes to mind?: A dancing muffin.
What is your favorite playing card?: Dame de pique.
Last words you would say before you die in a sword fight: “And now… I shall leave.”
ways you have fantasized murdering someone: Stabbing.
what do you have pictures of on your jammies?: Sheep, teddy bears.
what’s your favorite thing to break?: Glass.
do you lie about your weight on your driver’s license?: AHA no.
how much is the most you’ve spent at one time at the dollar store?: Like £30.
If you had a switch on you, what would it’s purpose be?: Brilliant thoughts on/off.

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